A Number of Jokes

Whilst I was writing the Importance of Numbers in the Bible series, I had to resist adding little jokes. I saved them all until the very end of the series. Here you go; enjoy and feel free to comment with.your own number jokes.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

What’s the best thing about 28-year-olds? - There’s 20 of them.

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. – 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.

What did the 0 say to the 8? – Nice belt.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? – Because 7 8 9.

Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? 
Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

I ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese last night. I ordered a 23, a 13, a 31 and a 79.
I had to take them back. They tasted odd.

Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n? 
Student: I don't know. It sounds 4n to me.

What happened when 30 got hungry? 
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One day Jesus was delivering a sermon to his flock. "The path to the Lord lies at y=x²-4x+2."
A passer-by leans over to Peter and whispers "What's he on about?"
Peter replies, "Don't worry, it's just one of his parabolas."